By : Hamed
[Various Radio Frequencies]
Yes, beloved listeners of Kent (Name of the Radio Station), Here is Losers Club.
My beloved friend Mete Avunduk and I, Kaan Çaydamlı...
...as every monday, tuesday and thursday...
...We are with you in Kent FM, Gümüşsuyu Facilities, Yenice Studios.
Again, this Tuesday night...
...almost as you, nearly, willing to go out after this last hour finishes...
I mean...
...we are in that mood.
Goodnight.
Kent FM.
One moment.
Mete, a listener is on the line.
connect.
- Alo. Goodnight. - Goodnight beloved listener...
...Have we ever slept?
- No. - What are you doing tonight?
Listening to you. How are you?
- Standard. - Me too, standard.
May God keeps you in standard. Well, What will you do tonight?
- I will go to a pub soon. - Which pub?
- Don't know. - What will you do later?
- I'll go back home. Im working tomorrow. - Ee, we all work.
We are all working, we will all gonna sleep.
That's what i cannot understand. Why do we sleep separately? Why?
If we are going to sleep at the end why do we sleep separately?
Why do we sleep separately? I mean, why not sleep together tonight?
Do you sleep with me tonight respected listener?
- Sure. - Come on.
But i said ok.
- But please. - well, i said ok.
But something happens with me like..., i mean...
...for instance if i know now that im going to sleep with you tonight, I feel...
Tranquility.
No Mete, no tranquility for me.
I mean...
I feel it hard as a rock.
Alo? Alo.
There is a saying...
- Alo? - I guess a siberian saying.
- Alo. - As long as i know what i will do tonight, i mean...
Come on lets go, lets go to meatballs. Run for pompa. We are killing our precious time here.
Beloved listeners of Kent...
...Here is Losers Club.
We dedicate this program as we always do, to the Gangs of Montana...
...To the Kadıköy Streets...
...that we learned life and women...
...and we are still learning and to the bad guys of the city.
We would like to be with you here until morning...
...but as you would appreciate...
...respected listeners, we have too, a sex life.
Goodnight respected listeners.
If...
...there is such a thing possible.
Subs: Turco For Beloved Benedetta :)
- Coming from the radio? - Yes.
How is it?
good good, we do somethings, Hakkı Usta(means master).
Many listeners?
Many.
- So many. - Good good, maşallah.
- Im coming to you at evening with the girls. - I should be at publish house at 10 in the morning.
I should insist to Erol Egemen. Or He doesnt deliver illustrations.
What are you publishing?
William Blake, Songs of Innocence. And...
...Camera Lucida Thoughts on Photography, Roland Barthes.
- Very Good. - Hı, Very good.
I guess we can sell 125 copies.
Then we smoke a sigara...
...while watching leftovers in the storage room, and think how nice job we have done.
Can you really sell 125 copies?
I do publish books never sold, I do make a radio show never listened.
This is good.
- Selam Ayşe. - Selam.
I am Sinem.
Whats up Murat?
Standard.
You?
Good.
Working and living.
- Animal!
What about the translation?
I had something else to do.
What?
Ya, I had things to do, Dont push me.
Good luck.
# I woke up alone this morning #
# I looked at myself in the mirror #
# How tough decision to go #
# I have to run away immediately #
# Roads are inside me #
# My lips say "to go" #
# I cannot breath in this city #
# I have to run away immediately #
Alo
Selam Abi, whats up?
He will talk to you about cover when he comes.
No Abi, He didnt see yet the last version of the cover page
Abi, The man came right now.
Erol Egemen
Send it.
Transferring.
Alo.
Whats up?
- Did you see the cover page? - Well done.
Thanks.
- Can we shrink the photo and move to the right little bit? Possible?
- No worry if you can do it for next week.
Ok. ok, ok.
How you doing Abi?
Shall I start?
Nick Cave is translated
Print house asked for money.
2 package of Cortazar came back. Didnt sell.
Payings are difficult this month.
and there is the rent.
You too.
- Did they bring the whiskies? - Yes abi, they did.
Anything interesting?
- You mean?
Most of the collectionists do not even know such thing exists.
Record is ok but noone has this cover.
Very good.
May i look at it?
No, you cannot.
Why not?
What happens if i take a look, is it worthy than me?
What was your name?
Hande. You forgot?
Whats the plan for tonight?
Tonight, come to me after the radio.
Abi, Come on.
Come on.
- I remembered my ex. - Which one?
But i couldnt remember which one.
Did you ever think someone posses you? Or something?
Yes. Yes, I noticed that.
Everytime I noticed, i wanted to leave.
Some people...
...care to create a family. They think it's worthy.
Some others...
...care ...
...other things.
An individual do not think why, when cares something.
An individual melted in society.
Society thinks that going to college is a value...
...Individual avoids his personality.
He runs to go to college.
He struggles to go to university.
He challanges for good job. or marrying to nice woman.
- Always a competiton and necessity to win. - What is winning?
Think yourself as Antonius when you achieved your biggest glory.
Think you came to paris and you stand in the middle of city ...
...and think all other people below you.
And you are at the top of power. When you are alone at that moment...
...if you say "What the hell happened? What will happen now?" then you loose.
Hı? you have lost.
- I mean you have lost at that moment in your biggest glory. - And being aware of it...
...As an old native indian says...
...Does it offer us what life cannot offer? or, as a radio listener said: ...
...art, as all other things, only for sex?
How much an old native indian...
- ...can be mistaken? - sometimes he can.
- Sometimes he hush. - sometimes wants to talk.
- sometimes wants to listen. - sometimes wants to stay alone.
- sometimes wants a friend. - sometimes wants to leave.
- sometimes leaves. - sometimes he cannot leave.
[KAAN] Sometimes he scares to not able to leave anymore.
- Some are born to sweet delight. - Some are born to endless night.
- Sometimes you die. - Sometimes you cannot die.
[METE] Sometimes even all conditions are ready, you cannot die.
[KAAN] Sometimes a man wants to go far.
- sometimes you go, only for able to come back. - Sometimes you cry.
[METE] Sometimes you cannot cry.
Sometimes you drink, and sometimes you want to drink a lot...
...and sometimes you are already leaving for drink.
Sometimes you catch a cab in Acibadem, and say: to Kadiköy.
- Sometimes he doesnt even look at your face. - Sometimes a woman is coming...
...sitting in front of you...
...and crying.
[METE] Women are always crying.
[KAAN] Sometimes a woman says to you...
"What im afraid the most is womens cry" .
"If i loved much" she says... "If i loved much..."
But she doesnt know, loving is...
...momentary.
- Everything starts with water. - Philosophy too.
Alo, goodnight.
Hello respected listener.
- Have we ever slept? - What.
- Are you a woman technically? - Yes, also biologically too.
- When was your first opening? - Opening of what?
Opening, opening. I mean...
First pompa, la pompa, il pompino, le pompier.
- Not yet.
Aa, then, with you...
...we can talk couple of years later. - Why?
Because tonight, We will vote for most populer sexual positions of 20th century.
For who wants to call, number is, 212 272 10 65.
Kent FM. Here is Losers Club.
How much things you have done mom.
I dont dont know, you havent been here for long time.
Im busy, for that reason.
Ee, you are busy since you were child.
- Did you read the books i gave to you? - I did.
- Did you read mines? - I did. Almost.
Which ones did you like the most?
Deads.
"Why do i feel these words are boring and cold to me?"
"Perhaps there is no word elegant to be capable of being your name?"
- Which one did you like the most? - Sheltering Sky.
"The soul of a man is his most exhausted part."
"Because we dont know when we will die...
...life seems to us as an unending road."
- I did with nuts this time. - Thanks.
- How is the business in pub? - Not bad.
- Radio? - Not bad.
Do you get money for the radio work?
no.
What will you do then?
I have somethings in my mind.
Do you want help?
Not needed mom, dont worry.
I listened to you last night a bit.
Why did you do that to yourself?
I dont know, I liked.
Girls are not hurt, when you talk like that?
I dont know.
Come.
- There is an advertisement offer of Sevin Group. - a, ok, thanks.
This weeks timeline, Aslı Hanım.
Did you listen to the Losers Club last night?
- No, why? - There are complaining calls.
That same 8 or 10 idiots are always complaining about all programs .
This time little bit more.
- 385 complains. - How much?
- 385. Lines are blocked. - What has happened?
They offered to sleep to a woman on air.
Then they voted 20th century most populer sexual positions.
Uf...
- Ok, I'll take care of it. - Ok.
- A, Buket. - Yes?
Which position came first?
- In last days i went to Friday pray. - When?
Tuesday. I go on Tuesdays, it's less crowdy.
[METE] My boxers(underwear) are old.
I buy you a boxer, or I give you mine.
Time to eat for Seattle.(Ramadan fastening)
- Haydari(meze with yogurt) or süzme yogurt? - Only yogurt.
- Do you like eggplants? - I die for it.
- Do you masturbate? - No.
- Never? - No, what is the relevance with eggplant?
- No relevance with eggplant.
- Goodnight respected listener, Have we slept?
What kind of radio show you think you are doing?
My friend, we, don't think as principle.
- I dont remember last night. - I dont remember after 1980.
- Time to eat for Newyork.(Ramadan fastening) - We are wasting our time here.
- Let's go to Olympos. - Ok.
- Canım benim. I lick you. - Same, me too.
- Who is this Erol Egemen?! - Really, who the fuck this Erol Egemen?
Ya, who the fuck is Erol Egemen ya?!
In my opinion, life, is being in wrong place in wrong time.
What did you do in life?
Did you make 500 million dollar selling, or you passsed through Suez 2 times?
- I want the book of Cem Akaş.
- Possible? - No doubt.
- May I come and take it? - Absolutely.
- Which position do you like in the kitchen? - All.
- What? - All.
- Doesnt matter or all? - All.
Well, did you ever cook eggs, while having sex?
Yes.
- I am seduced. - Me too.
Well, good luck to you. In your life...
...i wish you good orgasms.
- Memories, dont do they disappear when you tell them? - Memories hurt you when you tell them.
Why does it touch to sex everything you talk?
Is there anything in life which doesnt touch to sex?
Even if there is, we dont know.
- I said: who is this Erol Egemen?! - Who is this twat?!
He should come out wherever he is!
[KAAN] We do party for bride next week.
In fact I dislike you and your radio show.
Yes?
- But I called you anyway. - Bravo.
- Abi, as usual...
...may i wish a song which you will not play? - Sure.
- "Pearl Jam", "Immortality". - Its my pleasure, respected listener.
- We dont play Immortality of Pearl Jam. - We are opening the party of bride.(word play in turkish)
We condemn everyone, who puts 500gr sugar into beans.
- We condemn everyone who dislike Orhan Gencebay. - We condemn everyone who dislike George Best.
We condemn who possess sledgehammer in the house.
Are you not rockers, why do you play songs in Turkish?
- Non of your business.
- Are we going to Olympos? - come on.
Go back?
We can take the road at evening.
Cover page is again magnificent.
Yes I admire Erol Egemen, it's purity.
Ain't it?
Mete, I met Lutfu, before coming here.
He has couple of Ottoman writings.
- Did he say anything? - "Let him come and see" he said.
Then he has really something good.
Absolutely.
I put pepenero to tomato. Objection?
Good, Good.
At least everyone in this table have read Brautigan, good.
- I will start to drink raki in 3 hours.
- Does it take so long? - What?
- Starting? - Yes, it takes time.
- I'm again in the bar, again not drinking. - I know. Si si certo.
- You never drink. - I couldnt like this damn thing.
Ya, fuck your radio conversations.
Girl, what happens to you, in this fucken place?
What?
I think its good, isnt it? I mean, standard.
What was your name?
Ass.
Very Anglosaxon name. Are you from Nottingham?
Caution, wet floor, Dont fall down.
You are bastards.
- What can i do, I dont remember. - Ee, That much women, I wouldnt remember neither.
Its not in his genes honey.
I mean, why not one woman is not enough?
Ya, Its not the question of being enough or not.
there are some guys, they spend 60 years with same woman.
And some cannot. This is it.
But you have always a kind of substitutes. Not 4 or 5.
Why this many?
Ee Heather, it happens. Ee, because it happens.
I mean, not a big issue. dont think.
Good.
- What has Orhan Veli(turkish poet) told? - What abi?
How do I know abi. absolutely He has told somethings about this.
Absolutely. Come on.
Im so lonely.
What do you say.
I thought I was dying because of loneliness last day.
- Whats up? - Standart.
- You could add some pizza to your maionese. - It helps to change bad taste.
This pizza sucks so bad I cannot eat other way.
Dont drop to the carpet.
Dont worry. Its on me.
How is the translation?
Good, good. I progressed a lot.
- Who are you? <- Şebnem.
Do you want some?
Aa no, thanks.
- How is it going Şebnem? - Standart.
Good, good.
May god keeps you in standart.
This bottle resembles a black woman.
Ain't it?
What do you think?
Liquid.
As the blood of a dragon...
...which has killed untimely.
Rising furiously...
...and burning.
As loneliness.
[METE] The road is not a function of time.
Speed is phase of road divided by time.
Acceleration and friction factor do not interest us.
Being on the road requires a speed.
Otherwise it is standing on the road.
Standing, is boring.
[KAAN] Standing on the road...
...do not mean being on the road.
Standing on the road...
...means standing on the road.
You dont stand where the road is over.
Whether you stand before or don't stand at all.
Sometimes colorless and pure water flows beside the road.
In that water, there are fish too.
It is possible that the hills cut by the road maybe green soil
...or beige.
The water do not turn into the color where it passes, but it may seem to you so.
As well...
...the road, do not end.
It is, the wall of the labyrinth.
Yes. The road never ends.
Here is Losers Club.
Call number is, 212 272 10 65.
Goodnight respected listener.
Goodnight sir.
Your name?
Lets call it Kuşbeyin (Birdbrain, idiot).
Go ahead respected listener.
How much far you are from your self...
...in fact you are close to your self, that much.
The furthest point to you on earth...
...is your back.
Sometimes big differences make people more close to each other.
All the travels done on a globe (sphere)...
...causes only to reach the start point.
- What do they talk? - [KUŞBEYİN] There are two things I care in life.
- I dont understand much but I like it. - One is courage, other is intelligence.
- [KUŞBEYİN] You got both of these. - They talk crazy things.
But I always think that...
...life is formed of not able to be on right time and in right place.
[METE] I think life is formed also being in wrong place at wrong time.
More or less, same.
Go ahead respected listener.
Alo.
Your name?
Brit.
Where are you calling from?
Kadıköy.
I am very alone.
Loneliness kill you Brit.
God damn me. I will vomit because of loneliness.
Me too Brit. Me too.
It will be morning again, It will start a new day...
...and I will die again.
So, you are bad?
Yes. Life is shit.
Then let's do something.
We make you governer of Badness in Kadikoy. Call us sometimes and give us report, ok?
Okey.
Lets do the mantra aum and release the stress out of us, ok?
- Aum? - Aum.
As in yoga.
Acıbadem Unlu Mamulleri.
Come on, altogether, lets do aum.
- Aum... - Om...
Aum...
For you Brit, Dont make yourself be missed.
# Huge past visiulized in my eyes #
# Where is my love, where am I #
# What was our guilt, we are separated #
# My consciousness is lost, see how am I #
# Huge past visiulized in my eyes #
# Where is my love, where am I #
# What was our guilt, we are separated #
# My consciousness is lost, see how am I #
# my sorrow is accumulated, cannot hold inside #
# Thousand complaints not enough for destiny #
# To the wet eyes which forgot to smile #
# Give happy news, you wishing stone #
Our meeting was at 1?
I couldn't wake up, forgive me.
Where is Kaan?
In publish house, he couldnt leave there.
Ee, how is business? Do you have any wishes or complaints?
No.
Program is getting alive.
I dont know, is it?
Not bad. If we make more effort it will be better.
We can even get advertisement.
We can even pay you money.
- But? - You should make it softer.
Last week there was 600 complaints and we got the second warning.
You will cause radio be banned.
We dont plan what we will talk or where it will go.
Kind of free association.
Is it necessary that you swear or rutto...
...or offer sex to every women in all programs?
I dont know, is it not?
Last night you have given porro recipe 40 minutes...
...45 minutes eiaculazione precoce. Is there not something else to talk?
I dont know, is there?
That night has came up there, what can we do?
We cannot do it in another way.
This is us.
I got it...
...but here is Turkey. They ban the radio.
Talk to Kaan, you created a good thing. Dont loose your chance.
I can support you if you want.
Goodnight beloved Kent listeners. Here is Losers Club.
[METE] Falling in love is momentary.
A moment that suddenly everything looks bright...
...the most pastel colors begin to turn hot...
...and all food taste better than ever.
Man cannot decide to fall in love.
He just looks and he is there.
When will I see you next?
After 3 days in Beşiktaş port, if you come, you'll see.
what was your name?
I dont know, I do not remember.
Lets say it 6:45.
Ha.
What do you do?
Relaxing my mind...
...gave a break.
Since when?
2-3, 6-7-8... Not long.
Dude, I met a woman like a smoke.
She scattered me.
Whats her name?
I dont know.
So, where?
We will meet in 3 days at Besiktas port at 6:45.
Good.
Beşiktaş port in Besiktas, or Besiktas port in Kadikoy?
I dont know.
Good luck.
Thanks.
Alo.
Brit, I will ask you something.
If someone says: Besiktas port, is it in Kadikoy or in Besiktas?...
...Besiktas?
I have nothing to do with port.
Ask to Erol Egemen.
Ok ok but which?
I would understand Kadıköy.
Me too.
I would in Beşiktas.
Alo, alo.
Go ahead respected listener.
Dude, there is a nice lion documentory on tv.
All right respected listener.
And there is girl here named Ceyda, waiting for Mete.
Better her to not wait, I will be late.
OK, good luck.
He will be late.
Okey, turn on the radio.
As I have said that I will be late. Last day I was early.
How?
Let me tell. It was a no different morning.
There was an incredible storm outside.
A thin raining started.
I was sitting for a light breakfast, took my cofee...
...eating my matchbox big white cheese.
"do you want coffee", i said. "yes" she said.
She took her coffee, sit on a chair next to me.
She was listening to the rain and never coming spring.
I tend to the strawberry jam in front of me.
I took a little with my spoon.
When I was taking the spoon to my mouth, jam dropped on my neck.
I moved to take it with my spoon, she held my hand. Pushed it away.
Stared into my eyes.
"Wait for the time" she said.
With the tip her middle finger, she took the jam out of gutter on my neck .
Took it to my lips.
Slowly she spread the jam all over my lips.
She slowly spread the leftovers to her lips.
She made my lips wet with her hand.
She tasted the jam.
- What are they telling? ssshhh.
Raining increased.
Mixed with the wind.
she turned to me, bended his head to me...
...touched her lips to mine.
Smoothly...
she tasted the jam on my lips.
And I tasted her lips.
Before she pull back her lips...
...one last time she touched with her tongue to mine.
she licked my lips.
Stood up.
She pulled out the part of her white shirt inside the skirt.
Without unbutton the shirt, she pulled it down to her breasts.
She didnt wear bra.
She turned me to herself.
Slowly she removed her tshirt.
Sit on my lap.
Slowly, smoothly she touched her skin to mine.
Her nipples touched my chest.
She removed her skirt.
Then...
Then?
"What happened" she said?
What happened?
eiaculazione precoce.
Are you crazy?
what happened?
!!! You made phone sex almost to all istanbul.
OK, I passed the idea of being banned...
...but you will take us all to jail.
Dont exagerate.
I told you before, I tell you one more time.
Burası Türkiye.
Stop this American Rock n Roll style of "I dont care anything" mentality!
Ok... We can finish if you want.
I dont say it but make conversations softer.
You have far more things to do. Dont miss your chance.
It is not matter of missing the chance.
Let make it proffesionalise.
I pay you per program, we will both be more comfortable.
Not needed, we are good, ha?
I guess you didnt get it, I will pay you money.
I mean, Im fine like this.
Me too.
This way or that way you will get something.
Okey.
May I take it?
Im writing Beer.
Write whiskey too.
- Cab. - Cab.
- Meatballs. - Yes, meatballs.
It would be enough if you pay Food, drink and transport.
Even whiskey and beer would be a lot.
Give it, maybe there is something she objects.
Here.
Okey.
We forgot the chocalates.
Fucking Jesus Christ.
- When will we be at Kusbeyin?
- At 8.
Do you think we are stupid not asking for money?
Could you tell a price to what we do?
I mean...
...we have no fear to loose the program, si?
We shouldnt be slaves for 50 cent.
True.
Are you sure it is the Besiktas port in Kadikoy?
- Why you bothered this much.
Not at all, always welcomed.
Thanks for accepting my invite.
It was very good Kuşbeyin, thanks.
At two different points on earth, they can blow the same breath.
True.
I got the book of Sturgeon you published.
- "More than human" ?
Very nice text, really.
Yes but we will take it to storage room too.
No one else than Kaan would publish that book.
Then It is my luck, If you havent published I wouldnt read.
Two things never change, you know?
First the excitement when I prepare the books...
...and disappointment after I publish.
- There is a janitor of the Süleymaniye Mosque.
From Van. His father has came to Istanbul for job when he was little.
When returning he took a photo of Süleymaniye for memory.
Janitor is young at that times.
They hanged the photo to the wall of their house.
THe kid has looked at the photo every day for many hours.
He has attached to that photo with a big passion.
His ultimate goal has became to see that mosque.
When he was at age of 20's he has came to Istanbul and he went directly to the Mosque.
He has seen it. Sit in its garden, prayed inside.
He couldnt leave.
Then he has started to clean leaves around it.
Took care of flowers without expecting anything.
And Imam has noticed it...
...he decided to take him as janitor.
There is a secret room at top levels of the mosque for janitor.
Nobody knows that room except the janitor and imam.
They have given this room to him.
And they say, the best view of Istanbul is there.
And to achieve to look from such a great view...
...was possible only with big passion.
Eyvallah.
Kuşbeyin, we should go.
Long way, to Kadıköy.
Kadıköy is contrary, easy to go.
By the way...
...that port should be the one in Kadikoy.
Aint it?
How did you know that I would be at correct port?
I dont know. I guessed you will make it.
So, you were that much sure?
I wanted you to be sure.
If you really wanted to see me again...
...I thought you would find a way.
I got it, I mean...
...a kind of test.
Absolutely.
What do you do in life? Generally.
I think you try to ask my job?
Im an architect. I work for an international company called Work and Smith.
Nice.
Im interested in architecture.
Since when?
4 days.
Well, what do you do?
I have a publish house.
REally?
- Which one? - Altıkırkbeş (6:45).
I have some books of 6:45.
Really? Which ones?
"Enis Batur", "Sütte Ne Çok Kan."
And "Oruç Aruoba" var, "Ne Ki Hiç".
and couple of more...
"Taking the slow wind under it...
...seagull went to sea." Nice book
Nice book.
Where do you live?
Göztepe, main street.
- Are you staying alone? - With my older sister.
We are together since university, we both studied here.
- Where are you from? - Edirne.
- What do your sister do? - Pharmacist, anything else?
Another queation?
What do you do else?
I take photos sometimes, if i have time.
and also... I have a small radio program.
How nice things you do.
MY life seemed to me boring when I compared with yours.
Everything routine is boring in fact.
This is why neighbour's garden is always more green.
Dont think.
Yes but nothing can be stable which do not turn to routine.
- Coffee? - Few Sugar.
- Two coffee. - Yes Sir.
Do you date a lot like this?
Like this?
Si.
Never.
- Abicim I will move if you take your bike.
It's early, lets ride around.
Whats up?
Standart.
I guess you were in the right port.
Yes..
Ice Cream left?
Yes I left some for you.
- Are you kidding me bastard!
Is this what you left for me?
What, not enough?
Because you dont like blackberry I ate it...
...this is the raspberry.
You buy one time and we eat.
How was the girl?
Very different, good.
- I mean, good.
I havent met like this one for a long time.
Anyway, I go to sleep. Dont drop on carpet.
He is in love, not aware.
Dont drop on carpet.
Probably this is what I think the most.
Nothing to loose is freedom.
But who can achieve this, I dont know.
Ee...
...year 1917 something. We are in Wien.
There is our Karl.
King?
- Karl. - We call him King.
Beardy.
There is Friedrich.
Friedrich has left his dad's factories...
...and came near us.
We are there teorizing, at a top roof apartment.
And I never forget.
- We are drinking coffee. Eating donut. - Who is this Karl?
German Footballer I guess.
- I turned to Karl... - Karl Marx. Read some books.
Karl Marx.
..."what else left to loose?" I said.
Do you know what he said to me?
"Nothing but our chains" he said. "Kaan", he said.
Fuck off, I said.
"You", I said, "you ruin this century with this mentality", I said.
"This century will be upsidedown", I said.
"Some day there can be a revolution in Russia", I said. and it happened.
whatever...
Goodnight respected listener.
Merry Mübarek Christmas.
Hadi eyvallah.
Listener on the line.
Alo?
Erol Egemen.
Are you listening?
Go ahead respected listener.
Becareful of your speeches.
How? Respected listener?
Respect to peoples religions and traditions.
Know your limits...
...or we will let you know.
How will you do it?
you have doubt?
Sure I have.
You shouldnt.
You have come there without bike today.
Asshole!
- Lets make a party Mete. Ha? - Good idea. Lets do.
A Lonesomes Party.
We are dried.
Maybe our bloods freshen.
On 16th. At Trip.
3-5 friends come. We relax.
Ok then.
Jump in guys.
- I take you these days. - Eyvallah Çakal.
Ceyda, Murat. Zeynep.
Murat, Ceyda.
Ciao Ragazzi.
- Selam! - Selam!
Lets make breakfast?
Ok.
Thanks.
I call you when Im back.
Ok go.
Where are you Zeynep? We are waiting you.
Americans wait your reply.
Forgive me Cemal Bey. Im in love. I cant sleep until mornings.
They talk a lot about program.
I guess. But I dont understand.
What we do is not popular culture.
For sure.
Eee? What do you say?
- Isnt it weird that people cares it? - I dont know.
Last day when I was listening, I thought it too.
You talk what others cannot dare to talk.
And people think it is intimate. Even they dont get it, or they find it absurd...
...your intimacy cathes them I guess.
I dont know. I couldnt solve it.
Anything came up with threats?
No way. what can happen?
Couple of psycho is calling sometimes.
But dont push much. Becareful.
Dont worry.
It's my duty to worry.
I will ask you something.
Do you think my life is empty?
What do you think?
I dont know.
Noo...
I always did what I want.
Time came, I went to England.
Time came, I married.
- Time came, I gave a birth.
But I did everything as I want and when I want.
I paid the price sometimes...
...but always lived as I liked.
Not everyone dares to pay price.
Why dont your Gf come?
In Edirne. She went to see her family.
Oy! Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!
What the fuck?!
Shit!
- Hayda! - Oha!
- Come on abi. - Gentlemen come on.
Lonesomes Party
I like it so much.
They talk about everything without hesitate.
- Unbelievable! - Exactly!
- Whats up? - Standart. You?
Who is this Erol Egemen?
- Mete! Kaan!
Maşallah. Maşallah.
Im a great fan of Mete.
- Me too. - Kaan. Kaan.
Some whiskey.
Hi.
- Have we slept? - Fuck off, idiot.
Whats up?
Mete, is that you?
Sometimes.
Erol Egemen?
Who is Erol Egemen?
Who is this Erol Egemen?
Who? Who is Erol Egemen?
- Erol Egemen is here, did you hear? - Abi, He doesnt come here.
How not! He is fucking inside.
He is smashed one wall to other dont you hear?
- Whats happening? - No way!
They called from the bank.
This month's credit is not paid.
Ok, I handle it.
And there is the rent.
Selin, did you get the fax from agency?
Geldi, bir bak istersen.
Is it 6.45?
Yes
Mete or Kaan is here?
How did you find out here?
A friend of us told it. Are they here?
What will you do with Kaan and Mete?
We want to be member of Losers Club.
Really?
Si si certo.
Yes.
Kaan is busy, son.
- Is he inside?
- What happens if we say hi?
What is the problem if we see him 2 minutes. We want to be members to Losers Club.
What the fuck is Club?
Club of what?
- Losers Club. - Fuck off! Fuck you!
Pronto?
- What do you do? - Working. You?
- Lets go to Olympos. - Okey, well. When?
Right now.
- You should be kidding? - Noo, I'm not.
- I wish but I cant go. - You cant? Or You dont?
I cant. Too much work. Are you fine?
Fine, fine. Come on, We relax a little.
Work and work, never ends.
What is the worst thing could happen?
I can be fired.
You find another job.
I cant. Many projects to be finished.
But I can go for coffee.
Nevermind. See you at night.
Okey, see you.
Yes dear listeners, we came to the end ...
...of tonight's Losers Club.
We thank you all for listening us.
Until next week, stay healthy, happy and joyful.
Goodnight beloved listeners.
What do they do?
They record fake official tapes in case of inspection, Aslı Hanım.
- Okey Usta. - Okey.
- Do you know what came to my mind Mete? - What?
Censure. Censure... I think everyone should be censured.
Goverment should censure not only tvs, radios and newspapers...
...they should also censure magazines and thoughts.
What happens if everyone has his own thought!?
Are we crazy!?
Censure agents should walk around. Really.
They should punish thoughts too.
Did he think woman? 1.000 Dolar. Did he think to have sex with that woman? 2.000 Dolar.
Then we would make them rich.
Listener on the line.
- Alo. - Alo. Hi.
Hello, respected listener. Have we slept before?
No. How arbitrary question is this.
Well, could you ask me a question which is not arbitrary respected listener?
There is no such question.
Anything which has no answer will not have its question neither respected listener.
Questions exist only to hear the answer.
Except one.
This question can put you in deep silence or unbalanced joy.
As I could understand from here, your already unbearable existance...
...can be worse for your periphery.
I will ask if you are ready.
Yes.
If there is death What else could be more serious?
Someone on line.
- Goodnight respected listener. - Have we slept?
Alo?
Goodnight respected listener. Go ahead.
My name is Hakan. I have been thinking to call you for a long time.
But you encouraged me after I heard you tonight.
Yes respected listener. Dont make it short.
How shall I start... Im a painter. I live with my mom.
In fact I was living. I lost her a year ago.
We were very close.
she helped me to start painting.
There is no such sorrow...
...such a pain.
I cant describe.
I couldnt eat for months...
...couldnt sleep, couldnt paint.
I couldnt resist anymore.
I said: let me finish it and end this pain.
Nobody will notice my absence, i said.
I even planned how and when to do it.
Maybe it will sound ridiculous to you but...
...I noticed your program one night before I would do it.
I sit, and listened until the end.
You were teasing with loneliness so good...
...then I decided to listen one more night.
Without consciousness, I started waiting your program.
While I was waiting, I had forgotten to die.
I record the programs and listen also day time.
- Not every program I guess? - Eh. There are few.
In fact I called you to thank you.
Eyvallah, respected listener.
where are you calling from?
Pendik.
Then...
...we give you too...
...governer of Pendik Badness. Ofcourse, If you accept?
I would be glad.
Well Then. We are waiting your reports.
Thank you for everything.
Goodnight.
Did Erol Egemen call?
Who is he, he would call?
Do we go to eat meatball?
Lets go.
- Do you come here everynight? - At least once a week.
- Did you like? - Very nice.
Why didnt you talk more with that guy who called?
We did, what else we would talk?
I dont know. He opened his heart, he thanked.
You could treat more friendly at least.
You think so.
I dont get it.
You dont know the value in your hands.
why dont you take anything serious?
Why do you always try to give mission to us?
We are two men who gets pleasure of each others conversations and talking in radio.
Thats it.
I know it very well that you dont believe what you say.
We didnt ask anyone to listen us.
We didnt ask anyone to love this program. We didnt tell anyone to take us serious.
But they did. What will you do now?
We will go home after meatballs.
Same.
I dont understand it.
Program is this much populer. We still cannot sell books.
We should benefit of it.
Kaan doesnt want to use the program.
Honestly. This program changed my life.
Saved me.
Nobody guessed this would happen.
This, What we are living will be over one day.
We will seek these days.
I dont know. Maybe something else starts.
Our 68's is this I guess.
- Birra? - Hı-hı.
- Hi, Kaan. - Hi.
- How r you? - Fine. You?
What time is it?
10.
- Offf! Offf! - What happened?
I need to meet moms. They were going to stop at me.
Call and tell you would be late.
It would be rude.
- What are you doing? - I take you with bike. Faster.
- No need, I go myself. - They are coming to Harem? I take you.
Kaan, I said no need. I'll go.
Im out.
- See you at radio at evening. - Radio?
My friend wants to come, I told you.
I believed everything that I want to believe until now, Kaan.
Even I knew I would die at the end, or I would bleed...
...I believed everything I want.
I lost when I felt so near to possess somethings.
Then you are Angut (idiot and also name of a bird)?
Yes.
Then we will read a poem.
Angut bird city dirt.
Amore mio, this poem is nonsense. Its kind of Dada. :)
I hope you liked.
My translation.
I tried to make it easy.
To understand.
Just listen it, it is funny.
Uza derin uykuda.
Da... Da... Da...
- Hayda! - Yerden ve gökten gül.
Mavi ışığı hissetmeden, gözlerinde baktım uzağa.
A... A... A...
[KAAN] Yüreğim içinde yılkı...
...sevi güncesi, si... si... si...
Angut Kuşu ahh, Ahu'yu bile tanımadın...
- Do you understand anything? - No.
...göğsümün yaralı sularla.
Hayda bre.
Hoppa!
Unwilling death.
Ahu'yu bile tanımadan, yankısı gözünde...
...göl titremesi. - Bird of Angut.
- In bloody waters... - ...echoes in brain...
...Bird of Angut.
Kuyusunun kanlı sularla, toz ve huzur ve hüzün...
...gölgelerle, hayda. - Hoppa!
Water, moonless night, sand grains shake.
Arbunu ve dağ zakkumunu can bilip, doğacaktı, gelecek piçi.
- Vay canına be. - Hayda.
Hayda.
Nobody else other than you at evenings?
And Heather, thats it.
Your face is not strange, have we met?
Kaan, why do you do the program like that?
Why not?
- Isnt it little weird? - Ha.
after dinner, this pants are strecthing, I take it off, more comfortable.
Interesting.
Nothing to exaggerate.
Lets go out.
Please.
If that vase turns one more time, I will cut my wrists.
- How many times did you watch this? - 2-3 times.
>- No... four...
Zeynep be careful, dont drop on the carpet.
dont worry.
- Four, five... - What kind of shit is this?
- Zeynep watch out-- - Eight, nine times...
what did I tell you? Didnt I say Dont drop?
It is a special kind of carpet.
13, 14 times I watched.
- Pardon. - Is it 15 maybe?
- I dont remember exactly.
- Kaan says hi to you. - How is he, fine?
Same.
I will give you something.
These are for you.
- I dont understand? - Most of them original, first edition.
Mom... these, these are awesome. where did you get them?
- I had bought them from England. Keeping them for long years.
You put them to your shop.
Shop?
You didnt think I wouldnt learn.
Thank you.
- Come.
- Aslı Hanım. - Yes?
Are they banned again?
- They are number one. - But normal.
In last months they were becoming 2nd in their time.
Not in their time only...
...number one of the day.
Fuck.
We should ask you a question...
...for you to win the book.
In this year'S Super Bowl final...
...what is the name of the tennis team?
Ya off, I will loose If I say I dont know, please dont ask.
Good tactic, I liked.
But, please.
- Ok, ok. It is legal. - Then we ask another one.
Dont ask, I dont want to loose this.
Or you ask another time? Ant question you want.
You can give the book to me tonight?
Did we slept ever? I recognize your voice.
- No. - [METE] We couldnt sleep.
- [KAAN] Seriously, you didnt?? - [METE] We talked but we didnt sleep.
- [KAAN] Good, One of us will sleep anyway. Dont make it a big deal? - Alo?
- Im stressed, dont push me. - Alo?
Where should I come? Where should I come?
Where were you?
- I went to Hakkı Usta with Mete. - Hakkı Usta was so important?
You knew I would stay with you tonight.
I came Zeynep, Whats the problem?
Nothing.
Why do you hit on every girl calling?
- Dont be ridicilous. - Am I ridicilous?
Am I the one who makes sex conversations every night?
"Did we sleep ever, come to us, I lick you."
Is this the program? We dont talk anything else?
Do you?
Fine, We dont.
What if I introduce you to my dad?
Then if he listens to you on radio What will I tell him?
- Then dont introduce to your dad, why do you make it difficult? - You are--
the most smart and intelligent man I ever know.
Why do you waste it?
why dont you make something real?
Hayda.
At the beginning, everything I was doing, was exciting for you.
Your books do not sell.
You refuse to take money from radio. You take photos very rare.
Why dont you make something real? You are not 19 any more!
This is me babe, never hide it.
Never told you lie.
Never changed.
If you are not happy, I mean...
...if Im not enough for you...
...get yourself fucked and go.
Then?
Nothing, she didnt smile.
Never. Never...
...would smile.
[KAAN] Everything that could be expected from a good sunset was there.
All that live colors in the sky.
A light breeze.
Smell of her parfume.
In that moment...
...if an anvil ...
...would fall down from sky
could arrive to earth...
...in 9 days and 9 nights.
I got the job offer from USA that I was expecting for a long time.
Congragulations.
I couldnt decide going or not.
Why?
It depends you too.
If you say "Dont go"...
...I dont.
We try here, but...
You should say it.
Say "Dont go".
Can you say?
Say "Dont go".
In that moment if a bronze anvil...
...falls...
...from earth...
...it could reach in 9 days and nights...
...to her eyes.
Long...
...lightless...
...cold moment.
Really?
Eyvallah.
- Are you fine? - Hı-hı.
Im better now.
Did you hear from Zeynep?
We talked.
She settled in USA.
Rock'n'Roll, this and that... I was not aware how much in love I am.
But it was not possible.
Forget it.
Do you know the feature of women?
They fall in love with what makes you up...
...then they try to take it from you.
- How is the shop? - Fine.
Im thinking to focus on publish house.
There are many books I want to publish.
I Think its time for a change.
What will we tell to Aslı?
We find something.
Whats up?
Ceyda...
...she left me.
You were together?
We were in big love.
You didnt notice?
Forgive me. What is this?
I said: lets have a dinner as two single friends.
I bought ice cream too.
Raspberry. I finished the translation.
Are you allright?
As you said:
We are really lonesome.
[METE] Is this fair? Is this justice?
[KAAN] Come on Mete, give us a message of justice.
[METE] What the fuck is justice?
Is there justice?
If there is justice today, what would they say? What would happen to us Kaancım.
[KAAN] Come on give the message...
It should include love and brotherhood. Give us a messsage, come on.
WE should love with justice. We should love back who loves us.
We should desire who desires us.
Even if we dont desire, we should pretend as we desire...
...at least we should not say anything that night.
haa you say : we should tolerate the pompa?
We should tolerate.
Maybe we love, i say, maybe in time.
you say good. You say good.
Look, my eyes are wet.
I want justice!
Look, Look at drops. Right here, for no reason.
I want justice!
You too, Kaancım, give us a message full of love and justice.
I...
...for all humanity...
...for all people...
...for all animals...
...for all viola, for all mountain berries...
...for all bucaneve, for all of us...
...for everbody, for who made this world...
...for who exists on this world, for all of us...
...I want love and justice! Thank you Turkey!
- Bravo! - Oh be!
- Bravo! - Eyvallah, eyvallah. - Maşallah!
We dedicate this issue of Losers Club...
...as usual, beloved Kent listeners...
...to Gang of Montana, to the bad guys of the city...
...to the syndrome of Erol Egemen...
...which is a sensational phenomena in medical science...
...to all bad spirits...
...and to Kadıköy Streets that we learned life and women.
Indeed without doubt.
We will not be together next tuesday night and all other nights.
Issue of tonight's Losers Club, and all issues of Losers Club...
...are over.
We wish you all goodnight, respected listeners of Kent...
...if such a thing is possible.
Arrivederci.
Losers Club is over.
# Even if i am with you #
# My love #
# Even if we break up or die #
# in this way #
# Always loneliness baby, Loneliness is lifelong #
# Loneliness is lifelong #
# Let's do not see each other #
# We miss #
# Even if we are attched forever, even if we are happy or sorry #
# Loneliness is lifelong #
# I wish you come to my mind suddenly #
# I wish i forget you sometimes #
# I wish i am curious secretly #
# I wish i am jealous as crazy #
# There is always loneliness at the end #
# Loneliness is lifelong #
# There is always loneliness at the end #